there's a word i want to use but i can't think of it

So I feel confident that at one time I wrote a blog about technology, but I either can't find it, or didn't actually write it. Both are possible.

Point is, people seem to think that I am technologically incompetent, when truth be told, I am actually quite competent. I get technology. Generally. Yes I have my issues (like my stupid new microphone I can't figure out) but excuse me when I feel that I know more than you about the current set up of the computers when I set up mine, yours, your printer, your extra computer, my printer, and my wireless system. And not only did I set them up, but I fix them. Constantly. So when I say, "Don't touch anything" I really and truly mean, DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING! Do not change chords, do not upload anything, do not adjust anything without a previous consultation with me.

And I don't care if I didn't set up your computer and I'm not setting up your new one, but it's not rocket science. And there is NO POINT for you to fuck around with my setup when it in no way incoveniences you and your set up.

DON'T TOUCH STUFF THAT AIN'T BROKE!