Ugh School

Ugh school, you are over a month from starting and already I am so done with you. Honestly, nothing should be causing me this much stress. Your website sucks, you aren't counting my credits, I don't want to take your stupid classes for stupid people with no mind, and I can't figure out how to get a hold of anyone. Your orientation was useless, your catalog is pathetic, and your entire system sucks.

I don't want to be in school. Let me rephrase that. I don't want physically go to school and attend classes within classrooms. I want to take my classes online. I want to HAVE to take my classes online because I'm not around to be in classrooms. I don't want to deal with other students. I just want to get my book, notes, be able to contact a professor, and take the stupid tests. I don't care about your learning environment. Just let me do it on my own. Frick.

Stop babying everyone. Don't give your incoming freshman booklets for their parents about how to talk to you about alcohol with sections to take notes. I almost puked when my brother showed me that. Don't send me to an orientation and waste my time explaining things to me in a poor fashion. Just put all the information I need online in a way that freaking makes sense so that when I need that information, I can go look at it. As many times as I need to.

I don't want to be in school. I want to be out LIVING! I want to find my music style and I want to be creating it. I want to build my clothing company. I want to be working for Alternative Press. I don't want to be going to college. Again let me rephrase that: I want to be going to college, but I want to have to do it online because the other things in my life (music and my business) to be taking up the rest of my time.

I don't want to sit at a desk any longer listening to a droning lecture.
I feel that attending these classes is the biggest waste of my time.
Unfortunately, I have to keep going until the other stuff in my life takes off.

So school, stop wasting my time. Stop causing my stupid stress. Show me what I need to do and I'll do it. It's that simple. I don't want all the extra bull. Give that to someone without a brain who doesn't know what they want.

That would be cool.